no-im-beyonce:

hey girl r u a dvd because those r some special features u got there

(Source: vegay)

May 22 1:27 with 101,229 notes

humansareprudes:

there was a knock off ugg boot lying on the side of the road that

made me start to wonder

was that

a missing girl’s shoe? Is that 
a major clue in a disappearance? Or

is her body under the bridge next to it? Or

did an abusive boyfriend rip that off his girlfriend


May 21 22:42 with 42 notes

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

May 21 20:54 with 17,522 notes

ask-hiccup-and-jack:

prussiass:

previouslysane:

wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds

im not evne fucking joking

image

I’ve been laughing at this for 84 years 

and will keep on laughing at it

(Source: cryaotic)

May 18 12:09 with 265,591 notes
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